Your heroic efforts against one woman's utterance of the word vagina has brought worldwide attention to our state and all the vaginas therein! If your delicate sensibilities were shaken by the words of Rep. Lisa Brown, I can only imagine you're reeling after yesterday. You had to endure hearing a giant crowd chant the word "cunt" and then listen to that uppity loudmouth Eve Ensler yell about "uninvited penises up our anuses and vaginas"on your precious Capitol steps!* Zoinks! Keep it up you guys, you're really doing an awesome job!
* Oh, and those aren't your precious Capitol steps. They're ours.