Wednesday, November 9, 2011

My five favorite lines from Amazon one-star reviews of Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

"I went into this hoping to prove the critics wrong, but 30 minutes into it, I could see why FWWM received most of it's positive press in Japan."

"Most of the actors did a fine job diespite the fact that the script seems like it was written by a 16 year old heroin addict that had only seen a handful of episodes."

"The lead actress' performance could be described as 'not believable as a human being.'"

"If you like this movie, you have no taste, and little self-respect. If you complain, 'Hey, it's just one of those movies to trip out on.' Then you haven't seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."

"If you liked this movie you are a pretentious tool and probably think you're the 'movie guy' at your school or job."

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