"Bollywood! Bollywood! Bollywood!"

That is what the world over will be chanting repeatedly forever once my brand new column "Bollywood Ear Candy" takes off on Collapse Board. Hollywood will be a distant memory and Tom Cruise will end up working as Shah Rukh Khan's very short laundry boy. But I personally will settle for just a few people actually reading the column and enjoying it. Read it on Collapse Board now, and let me know what you think.

Three new Morrissey songs?! Yes please.

Morrissey played three brand new songs on BBC radio yesterday. They're all going to be on his next album which is apparently done but... wait for it... he's currently without a label. You know the record industry is a wasteland of incompetence when somebody like Morrissey is floating around without a label. He should tell them all to go to hell and just put stuff out himself. "Action Is My Middle Name" is my favorite of the three new tracks, even if it does sound like he's stroking out at the end:



There's also "People Are The Same Everywhere" and "The Kid's A Looker" which you can find here.

Quicksilver (Bike) Messenger Service

So this looks fun...

... let's ride bikes and go to there!